Dating Apps Are A Dystopian Nightmare And These 34 Tweets Are Proof (2025)

Nobody does the “I’m weirdly attracted to” prompt correctly on Hinge and it bothers me. Oh, you’re attracted to blondes, Tyler? WHAT A WEIRDO. COME LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO OVER HERE WHO’S ATTRACTED TO BLONDES.

— autumnal ari 🍁 (@AriWRees) July 17, 2023

Why are 24 yr olds on dating apps? literally go to the park & give direct eye contact. These apps are for ppl in their 30s who are dead inside with commitment issues, damn.

— Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) June 25, 2020

Being 5’7” on dating apps is like trying to eat soup with a fork

— Kevin Westgirth (@kevinwestgirth) October 7, 2024

the women on hinge are referring to me as an "inspired choice"

— ryder (@ryderpokez) October 6, 2024

just came across a profile on Hinge that had their wedding photo in it!??
WHAT 😭😭

— vaishnavi (@vaishnavink_) October 5, 2024

I’m obsessed with the type of person who sets their interests on dating apps to things like “therapy” and “mindfulness” and “deep chats.” like oh cool. personally I have hobbies but I’m happy for you I guess

— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) March 7, 2024

currently only matching with moderates and apoliticals on hinge so i can ask them about their voter registration status

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— channing (@quarantinetime) October 4, 2024

“I don’t want to use my real name on dating apps, what’s a nice nondescript alias I could use instead” pic.twitter.com/qvXgLbXaBF

— Sam Rudykoff (@SamRudykoff) May 28, 2023

Why are you, a medical doctor, putting a picture of you cutting someone open on HINGE 😳

— Drew (@drewrhyde) September 23, 2024

incredible things happening on hinge pic.twitter.com/IFRxQea2wd

— domo (@domojnr) October 5, 2024

no more dating apps just gonna go to trader joe’s a lot and hope for the best

— scott rising (@rising) April 16, 2022

dating in your 30s pic.twitter.com/gbSF6Pa7ZV

— hingo🫡 (@hingo) January 27, 2024

dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds

— trash jones (@jzux) May 23, 2023

when guys on dating apps ask me who my favourite philosopher is i make up a random german sounding name. half of the time they “oh yeah i’ve read some of his stuff”

— eilidh (@beauvoirbaddie) June 1, 2022

the girl on hinge whose 3 prompts are “fooood”, “long drivessssss” and “sleeeeppp” will not save u btw

— ritwik ♻️ (@ragnarsmountain) October 10, 2024

Old enough that I get the ‘you are statistically in the “fall for a catfish” bucket’ alert on Hinge. pic.twitter.com/Hze9ybHBVd

— Aubrey Plaza is Wow Platinum (@NBABabySecret) October 3, 2024

love to like people on hinge who are way out of my league because either i strike gold or i make them question their own hotness level

— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) September 23, 2024

Men on Hinge be 35+ with a kid and have “figuring out my dating goals”. My guy, by this age, you should be figuring out your will goals.

— J (@Zerotoninnnn) October 9, 2024

Seeing some nonsense on the dating apps these days, solo poly? Excuse me miss you are SINGLE.

— mcdiesel (@mcdiesel88) October 3, 2024

matched with a 6’6 dude on hinge can’t wait to probably have a horrible story to tell about him in 3 months

— e (@wtvrem13) October 10, 2024

I’m deleting dating apps and going back to bed with my vibrator pic.twitter.com/jQ83oIlLfC

— abby govindan (@abbygov) March 6, 2023